Act Two

Zhuo Yan's eyes bulged slightly.

Once upon a time, there was an annoying rabbit—just as annoying as you—who one day, very very early, went to knock on the bakery's door, biabiabia, and woke the owner up. She asked him: "Boss, boss, do you have one hundred small breads?" The boss replied grumpily: "No!" The annoying little rabbit walked away dejectedly. The next day, again very very early, the annoying little rabbit went to knock on the bakery's door, biabiabia, waking the boss up again, and asked him: "Boss, boss, do you have one hundred small breads?" The boss, irritated, answered her: "No!" The annoying little rabbit walked away dejectedly. On the third day, once again very very early, the annoying little rabbit went to knock on the bakery's door, biabiabia, waking the boss up again, and asked him: "Boss, boss, do you have one hundred small breads?" The boss, having been disturbed for two consecutive days, was extremely irritable and shouted at her: "No!" The little rabbit sighed and walked away dejectedly. On the third day, this forgetful nuisance went to knock on the bakery's door very very early again. After being disturbed for two days, the boss specifically got up before dawn to make exactly one hundred small breads. So when the little rabbit asked him again, "Boss, boss, do you have one hundred small breads?" the boss proudly told her: "Yes!" The little rabbit was so happy that it seemed as if she had ascended to the heavens. She joyfully took out a bundle wrapped in a handkerchief from her pocket and carefully unwrapped it, only to find another layer of handkerchief inside. So when the little rabbit asked him again, "Boss, boss, do you have one hundred small breads?" the boss proudly told her: "Yes!" The little rabbit was so happy that it seemed as if she had ascended to the heavens. She joyfully took out a bundle wrapped in a handkerchief from her pocket and carefully unwrapped it, only to find another layer of handkerchief. Thus, she continued to unwrap, and there were still more; after unwrapping seven or eight layers of handkerchiefs, she finally revealed two very worn-out coins. The little rabbit, overjoyed, handed the two coins to the boss and said to him: "Great! Give me two!" Thus, she continued to unwrap, and there were still more; after unwrapping seven or eight layers of handkerchiefs, she finally revealed two very worn-out coins. The little rabbit, overjoyed, handed the two coins to the boss and said to him: "Great! Give me two!"

On the podium, the husband of a certain teacher was showing off his love for her, but upon hearing Zhuo Yan's burst of laughter, the sweet words that were about to be spoken immediately got stuck in his throat

Zhuo Yan immediately turned her head and spat at her: "Shut up! You idiot!"

Jiang Shan hurriedly shook his head and nodded, "No, no, very good, excellent! In fact, I am afraid that I am not worthy of you!"

Zhuo Yan: "She is as fierce as a wolf and a tiger!"

Jiang Shan glared at Zhuo Yan in anger and said, "Zhuo Wenjing, what kind of look is that? Sisters? Do you think there is even a trace of feminine qualities in you? If you ask me, you are just a tomboy who hasn't even had the chance to change your voice yet!"

Jiang Shan pondered seriously for a moment and then began to tell a joke in a solemn manner

Lu Yang pointed at the teacher on the podium and asked her and Jiang Shan, "Why is this teacher so irritable? She has no femininity at all"

During the moral education class, Jiang Shan sat down next to Zhuo Yan.

Jiang Shan stared at her fiercely, remaining silent as if he were struggling with whether to get up and leave. After a while, he closed his eyes, let out a long breath, and looked at Zhuo Yan with a grim expression, saying: "Zhuo Wenjing, today I am going all out, I will endure you!"

Lu Yang clapped his hands excitedly from the side and exclaimed, "Wow! So in sync! How can you both be so in sync from your movements to your expressions to your tones!"

Zhuo Yanjing and Jiang Shan turned to look at each other simultaneously upon hearing the sound

Lu Yang did not have time to interject: "She ... ... "

The two eyebrows of Jiang Shan were tightly knitted together. He raised his hand to support his forehead, his chest heaving, and gasping for breath said: "Zhuo Wenjing, oh Zhuo Wenjing, I told you I cannot get close to you! Once I get close to you, there will definitely be no good outcome!"

The country is tightly compacted: "She has mania!"

The country followed without hesitation: "She is the river's east and the * map * book lion!"

Zhuo Yan immediately countered: "But Brother Jiangshan, isn't there a saying that goes 'the world is full of uncertainties'? What can I use to guarantee something that I cannot guarantee at all!"

With his two eyebrows almost knitted together, he rubbed his forehead and slammed the table, exclaiming: "Zhuo Wenjing, why are you still acting like this? Enough already, stop the nonsense and behave normally!"

Is that boy really the legendary basketball player Zhang Yidi, known for his dancing skills?

She exclaimed in astonishment, "What? What did Jiang Shan just say? Didn't Wen Jing just tell you that he cannot fall in love with you? If he ever falls in love with you, it will surely lead to trouble!"

Jiang Shan said with annoyance: "Wen Jing, can't you just prevent anything from happening?"

What are you laughing at, the girl next to those two classmates? As soon as I finished talking about them, you just kept laughing over there. Are you provoking me? This is really unacceptable! After class, you and those two come to the front for me!

Zhuo Yan sneered, "That's easy to say! As long as you behave, I won't mind you. You should know that I, as a fan, have a kind heart!"

Jiang Shan quickly waved his hands in a humble manner, saying, "No, no, sister, you are such a good person, I cannot harm you!"

Zhuo Yan then said: "She is a mother tiger!"

As soon as the words fell, books, rulers, and even slippers and socks thrown from the air had already piled up around me

Lu Yang glanced at Zhuo Yan and then at Jiang Shan, his gaze lingering on the two for quite some time before breaking into a mischievous smile, "I have a captivating discovery! You two really have a remarkable synergy in your movements!"

Lu Yang still did not have time to interject: "She ... ... "

Zhuo Yanbai shot him a glance, pouted, and muttered: "Hmph! No chemistry, no fun. Forget it, let's start telling jokes, but remember, you have to make me laugh!"

As she rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, she sternly corrected Lu Yang: "Little girl, you can eat whatever you want, but you must not speak carelessly! It's not falling in love, it's getting involved! If this gets out, everyone will think I'm undermining my own fellow townsfolk!" After saying this, she cast a sidelong glance at Jiang Shan, only to find that he was also rubbing his arms incessantly

Zhuo Yan cast a sidelong glance at Lu Yang and scolded her in a low voice with a tone of schadenfreude: "Serves you right for being so smug!"

The landscape seemed as if it were frightened by her, looking at her with a face full of terror and exclaiming: "Zhuo Wenjing, I have no deep-seated grudge against you, there is no need to scare me like this!"

After a hurried glance at each other, they once again unconsciously rubbed their own arms vigorously, shivering while drawing in their necks, and let out an unbearable sigh: "Ugh..."

Lu Yang opened and closed his mouth, widened his eyes, and looked at the two people, exclaiming with admiration: "The way you two cooperate is simply lethal! I can see it clearly now; as long as you both start talking, taking turns to speak, others can forget about having a chance to say anything!"

Before she had finished speaking, Xiao Yu had already hurriedly let go, turning around to squat down with Lu Yang and Sun Ying, mimicking the sound of dry heaving.

Zhuo Yan, feeling indignant, slowly patted his shoulder, asking in a sarcastic tone: "What’s the matter? What do you mean? Is it that my grandmother's temperament is not good enough to match you?"

Zhuo Yan frowned at him, "Today it was you who took the initiative to sit next to me. Let me make it clear, if anything happens, it is you who is looking for trouble, so don't blame it on me!"

The teacher stood at the podium, almost beside himself with anger

Upon hearing the words "death appearance," Jiang Shan could not help but tremble all over

Zhuo Yan and Jiang Shan could not help but glance at each other again upon hearing the sound; after maintaining a facade of calmness and expressionlessness while staring at each other for two seconds, they ultimately could no longer contain themselves and began to tremble, gasping for breath while frantically rubbing their own arms.

Recalling his slender and refined figure, Zhuo Yan expressed some doubt, "Is he really Zhang Yidi? With that physique, he looks more like someone in the pork rib business—so thin that I wonder if he could even manage to dance, let alone play basketball. With arms and legs like that, could he muster the strength to swing them around?"

She had a wicked grin on her face as she sneered at Jiang Shan: "Moreover, even if I were to pry, I cannot pry into a sister's affairs! Tsk tsk!"

Xiao Yu made a fierce face and rushed over to grab her by the neck, "Do not speak ill of him! He may be thin, but he has good muscle on him!"

Xiao Yu's eyes bulged, "You only have a body full of tenderloin!"

A certain teacher's face turned pale, gazing in the direction of Zhuo Yanjiangshan, and coldly asked: "What are you laughing at? Is what I said that funny? The two students down there, come to see me after class!"

Lu Yang, however, continued to clap and cheer, as if his intellect had not yet fully developed

Zhuo Yan immediately replied to him, "Pah! You are talking nonsense!" After saying this, she was startled by her own words and quickly rubbed the goosebumps on her arms.

Zhuo Yan responded: "She is in her menopause!"

The country: "She is dissatisfied with her desires"

Zhuo Yan let out a sound of acknowledgment

At this moment, Lu Yang, who was sitting on the other side of Zhuo Yan, suddenly interjected.

Zhuo Yan looked at them, shaking her head and sighing: "Your digestive systems are truly inadequate, always choosing to become inflamed at the most sincere moments of mine, what a sin!"

Zhuo Yan shrugged her shoulders and stuck out her tongue in a dejected manner

This scene instantly made her feel displeased

She was truly worried that Jiang Shan might accidentally suffocate himself, so she leaned over to comfort him and said: "Brother, what is meant to be a blessing is not a curse. Try to view these external matters with a lighter heart, don't hold it in by yourself. If you keep it up, you might trouble me to collect your body!"

Zhuo Yan has an exceptionally low threshold for humor, comparable to that of Turpan's flatlands. As soon as the joke about the country was finished, she immediately burst into laughter.

Zhuo Yan nodded vigorously with a look of panic, eagerly agreeing with her words, "Yes, yes, yes! He is made entirely of prime meat—tenderloin prime meat!"

Zhuo Yan's eyes rolled playfully as she smiled at Jiang Shan and said, "What the teacher is lecturing is so unpleasant, just self-praise, it really annoys me. Hurry up and think of a joke to tell me; if you can make me laugh, I will take it upon myself to help you arrange a meeting with Wu Shuang on her birthday without hesitation; but if you fail to make me laugh, hmph, just wait for that day when I will be the one showing up instead!"

Zhuo Yan smiled and nodded, "This child is teachable! Good kid, keep it up! Don't forget that your wife is still in my hands!" A few days later is Wu Shuang's birthday, and she knows that Jiang Shan wants to invite Wu Shuang out on that day.

Zhuo Yan shook her head seriously, "No, no, no, I am made of human flesh! Soft, white, tender, and smooth..."

She was nearly left in a state of shock by Lu Yang's sudden outburst.

Zhuo Yan looked at him, sighed with a sense of melancholy, and said, "You can harm me, it really doesn't matter. Alas! It's been so many years, and I've been hoping for someone to harm me, but there has never been anyone, never anyone at all!"

She turned her head to look at Jiang Shan and was astonished to find that his complexion was almost comparable to that of a purple eggplant